Goodr Pineapple PainKillers Sunglasses
Goodr Pineapple PainKillers Sunglasses
Goodr Pineapple PainKillers Sunglasses
Goodr Pineapple PainKillers Sunglasses

Goodr Pineapple PainKillers Sunglasses

$25.00

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. These tropical blue and yellow shades are named for the best solution for getting a charlie horse in your calf at mile 17: Pineapple painkillers. That's right, this delightful cocktail, 2 parts rum, 4 parts pineapple juice (with anti-inflammatory bromelain!), 1 part orange juice and coconut cream is what Carl reaches for when he's run out of piña colada mix (he obviously doesn't realize that he could make a piña with these ingredients...oh Carl). It doesn't actually help the cramp, but you'll get such a bad side cramp after you slam the drink, you won't remember the charlie horse!

Features

  • NO SLIP, NO BOUNCE - Eliminate slippage when sweating and bouncing while running due to our special grip coating and snug, yet featherweight, frame
  • USE PROTECTION - Block 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays with our UV400 protective lens
  • ALL POLARIZED - Our shades feature glare-reducing, polarized lenses
  • Lens width: Thick enough to shield your dead soul eyes from staying out until 4 a.m. before your training run a.k.a. 53 millimeters
  • GREAT PRICE - A reasonable price that won’t bankrupt you if you sit on them or a friend steals them. I think we all know which friend we’re talking about, Brad.
  • Model Number: OG-YWLB-NRRD1
  • Color: Blue + Yellow