Goodr Phoenix at a Bloody Mary Bar Sunglasses
Goodr Phoenix at a Bloody Mary Bar Sunglasses
Goodr Phoenix at a Bloody Mary Bar Sunglasses
Goodr Phoenix at a Bloody Mary Bar Sunglasses

Goodr Phoenix at a Bloody Mary Bar Sunglasses

$25.00
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.
Next time you black-in while inside a bathtub in Las Vegas, rise from the ashes of your dumpster fire of a life with these red frames with rose lenses and a little hair of the dog. We prefer a thick and salty Bloody Mary.
Features
  • NO SLIP, NO BOUNCE - Eliminate slippage when sweating and bouncing while running due to our special grip coating and snug, yet featherweight, frame
  • USE PROTECTION - Block 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays with our UV400 protective lens
  • ALL POLARIZED - Our shades feature glare-reducing, polarized lenses
  • Lens width: Thick enough to shield your dead soul eyes from staying out until 4 a.m. before your training run a.k.a. 53 millimeters
  • GREAT PRICE - A reasonable price that won’t bankrupt you if you sit on them or a friend steals them. I think we all know which friend we’re talking about, Brad.
  • Model Number: NOT-REAL-PHOENIX
  • Color: Red