Goodr Is Mercury in Retrograde?? Again? Sunglasses
Goodr Is Mercury in Retrograde?? Again? Sunglasses
Goodr Is Mercury in Retrograde?? Again? Sunglasses
Goodr Is Mercury in Retrograde?? Again? Sunglasses

Goodr Is Mercury in Retrograde?? Again? Sunglasses

$25.00

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re blasting a workout or blasting off into Outer Space.

Mercury tends to go into an uncontrollable reverse spin every few months, throwing our Earthly balance out of whack. You could take every precaution under the sun OR enjoy the ride by throwing on these kryptonite green lenses with translucent green arms to weaken all that bad juju that may be floating your way. So, go for that run PR, sign that contract, jam that extra plug in that electrical strip. We aren’t scared of you, Merc!

 

Features

  • NO SLIP, NO BOUNCE - Eliminate slippage when sweating and bouncing while running due to our special grip coating and snug, yet featherweight, frame
  • USE PROTECTION - Block 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays with our UV400 protective lens
  • ALL POLARIZED - Our shades feature glare-reducing, polarized lenses
  • Lens width: Thick enough to shield your dead soul eyes from staying out until 4 a.m. before your training run a.k.a. 53 millimeters
  • GREAT PRICE - A reasonable price that won’t bankrupt you if you sit on them or a friend steals them. I think we all know which friend we’re talking about, Brad.
  • BONUS! NO LEOPARDS - Plus, no one wearing the goodr OG Sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
  • Reflective Mirrored Lenses
  • Model Number: OG-BKGR-GR1
  • Color: Black + Green