Goodr Opossums' Opposable Thumbs Sunglasses
Goodr Opossums' Opposable Thumbs Sunglasses
Goodr Opossums' Opposable Thumbs Sunglasses

Goodr Opossums' Opposable Thumbs Sunglasses

$25.00

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

Here at goodr labs we have genetically enhanced the DNA of the majestic Opossum. Already blessed with opposable thumbs, these critters now have laser vision. Perfect for opening that ultralight beer or destroying the competition, slap these grey and rose shades on your fabulous furry face and enjoy.

Features

  • NO SLIP, NO BOUNCE - Eliminate slippage when sweating and bouncing while running due to our special grip coating and snug, yet featherweight, frame
  • USE PROTECTION - Block 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays with our UV400 protective lens
  • ALL POLARIZED - Our shades feature glare-reducing, polarized lenses
  • Lens width: Thick enough to shield your dead soul eyes from staying out until 4 a.m. before your training run a.k.a. 53 millimeters
  • GREAT PRICE - A reasonable price that won’t bankrupt you if you sit on them or a friend steals them. I think we all know which friend we’re talking about, Brad.
  • BONUS! NO LEOPARDS - Plus, no one wearing the goodr OG Sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
  • Model Number: OG-GY-RS1
  • Color: White + Pink